The Lamborghini Aventador very nice! Lamborghini’s design has always amazed me, some day I hope to be able to test drive one of these beautiful Italian machines!
Hump Day Joke of the Week!
Here’s a Lawyer Joke! :P
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
“Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeeemer!!!”, he whined.
“You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!”, retorted the officer. “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!”
“Oh no!”, replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.
“Where’s my Rolex???!!!”
taken from www.ahajokes.com
Thank God its Friday!!
That’s all I’m saying! The weekend is finally here and the weather is beautiful!
Going to do some running and enjoy the fresh air!
Have a great weekend!
It’s Thirsty Thursday! ! St. Patties Edition!
What Drink have I been saving for St. Patrick’s day?
None other than the “Irish Car Bomb”
Here’s what you need:
3/4 Pint of Guinness
1/2 shot of Jamesons Irish Whiskey
1/2 shot of Baileys Irish Cream
Drop the shot glass of Baileys and Jameson into the Pint of Guinness and Chug!
Have a Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
Hump Day Joke of the week! (St Patties edition)
Here is yet another to celebrate St. Patties day!
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.” The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.” The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. “Oh, no,” he says, “Everyone’s fine. I’ve just quit drinking.”
Hump Day Joke of the week! (St Patties edition)
Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had failed, and his wife and family had left him. Depressed and distracted, he was standing near the edge of the bridge, contemplating suicide. Suddenly, he sensed that someone was behind him, and turning around he saw an ugly little old leprechaun.
“Don’t jump,” she said, and I’ll grant you three wishes.”
“Right,” he said. “my first wish is to have $100,000.”
She said, “When you check your account, you will find that you are in credit to that amount.”
He then said, “My second wish is to have my wife and children back.”
She said, “They will be there when you get home.”
He said, “My third wish is to be tall and handsome.”
She said, When you look in the mirror, you will find that your wish has been granted.” Then she added, “I want you to do something in return for me. I want you to kiss me.”
He looked at her and shuddered at the thought. But under the circumstances he thought he should do as she wanted. He took her in his arms and kissed her again and again.
She said, “What age are you?”
He replied, “I’m forty.”
She said, “Don’t you think that you’re a bit too old to be believing in leprechauns?”
(taken from www.ahajokes.com)
Thirsty Thursday Drink of the Week!
Since St. Patrick’s Day is only a couple weeks away, I figured we would start the Month of March off Strong!
With none other than the Nutty Irishman!
All you need for this shooter is:
1. 3/4oz Irish Cream (I like Baileys)
2. 3/4oz of Frangelico (Italian Hazelnut Liqueur)
Pour the two ingredients into a shot glass and enjoy!
Hump Day Joke of the week!
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6’ tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6’ 2, weighs 225 and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’ 5” pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Taken From www.funnyville.com
